When the Wall finally does smack you in the ass in a way you cannot ignore, Nature will decide which of you are pragmatic enough to re-frame your idea of Happily Ever After (HEA). Case in point is this gem I found locally. This is adept Girl Game, Single Girl Edition. Her ad is short, sweet, to-the-point, and is awash with refreshing candor:
Creative Glamour Girl Seeks Hot Nerdage : 30I have many fancy degrees in the artistic / liberal arts field. In other words, I am a low paid individual with not a very bright future on my own.
I am seeking a boyfriend who can provide stability. I can plan and carry out dinner parties for your friends and family, escort you to events, provide sex, cooking and other domestic chores. And maybe even needlepoint a pillow for your mom.
I am white, 5'4, in shape. Only interested in attractive white men under 40 who are in shape and disease-free.